I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
He did a backflip because drugs
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