I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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