these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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