writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize