You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
