I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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