My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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