So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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