Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
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