I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
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