On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Randomize