that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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