their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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