Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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