fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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