i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
