Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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