I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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