I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
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