Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Floor bacon is actually really good
I can feel your judgement through the phone
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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