Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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