When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
