I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
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