the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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