They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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