You're so nebulous sometimes
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
