No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
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