everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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