If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
It's no shave November. This is our time.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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