How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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