But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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