I hope mine doesn't look like that
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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