Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Your cock deserves a montage
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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