my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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