haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
