i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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