I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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