The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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