I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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