Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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