considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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