great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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