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ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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