Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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