Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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