We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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