How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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