All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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