can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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