Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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