its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
two words...techno handjob
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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