So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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