She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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