But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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