He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
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